Crop Circles: Doug and Dave, Give them a Standing Ovation!
By Paul Dale Roberts, HPI General Manager/Ghostwriter/Cerealogist
Boy, that Doug and Dave are something else! They are the greatest magicians of the 21st Century. Their abilities out rivals greats like Houdini, Penn & Teller and Criss Angel! Why?
Easy. First off they must be immortal. Because Doug Bower and Dave Chorley must have created the crop circles of 1633. Case example: Mr. Hart was walking through his Wiltshire field and encountered what he called 'green circles'. Not only does he say that he saw what he calls innumerable quality of pygmies or very small people dancing round and round on the green circles, but he says that these small people pinched him all over. Could the small people be friends of Doug and Dave? Mr. Hart also said he heard a strange buzzing sound. It is odd that alien abductees hear the same buzzing sound before being abducted and could the little people be typical 'grays'. If they aren't typical grays, then perhaps Doug and Dave hired some midgets from a circus act.
Doug Bower and Dave Chorley make claim that they created every crop circle in existence, by using a wooden or metal bar and stomping on it, creating what we now know as crop circles.
One of the main criticism of the human creation of crop circles is that Doug Bower and Dave Chorley could not have covertly traveled internationally and executed all of the crop circles around our world with maybe a secret cell of hoaxer followers that may have assisted them. But, yet the media was willing and ready to buy in on their story. Newspaper headlines read: "Crop Circle Mystery Solved!" It is interesting that crop circles are sometimes seen at ancient sacred sites like Stonehenge, Avebury and Silbury Hill. I wonder if these ancient sites have anything to do with leylines intersecting at these sites? If leylines intersect at these sites, could there be a strong magnetic vibration occurring at these sites that may be creating portals in which UFOs go darting in and out from?
Crop circles which I believe are the same as fairy circles have been seen for a long, long time. In 1678, the people that witnessed crop circles said they were created by the mowing devil. A farmer in 1678 said that crop circles could not be made by one man in one night. That the feat is impossible!
A simple circle could be created easily by Doug & Dave, but when the circle has complex geometrics, one has to wonder, could these two morons have been that creative and that smart to create elaborate designs in wheat and barley fields? With these pictograms and agriglyphs, they have maximum vertical to horizontal transformation. To create circles that have these type of transformations, scientists have determined that the crop circles would have to be made within a time span of 5 seconds to 20 seconds. I don't believe Doug and Dave are that fast. Crop circles are now seen in Canada, Australia, Russia and Japan. Just in Canada alone, 20 crop circles formed in a 10 week period! A crop circle actually formed near Sacramento. It formed in the town of Fairfield, California. We now have ice circles and I can only wonder if Doug and Dave did those circles too? They better be careful and not fall through the thin ice!
More recently the crop circles have become even more complex. We have crop circles that may have a hidden meaning. The Phoenix crop circle. Could this be a message about the Mayan prophesy of 2012? The great Phoenix dies and from the ashes is renewed. Could this mean an end cycle of life as we know it on Earth diminishes in 2012 and re-emerges as a new recycled Earth? Or how about the Mayan glyphic crop circle that was recently created? This has a direct tie in with the Mayans. Then we have a dragon fly crop circle and how funny that dragonflies are seen in abundance around wetlands and marshes because of environmental changes. Let's not forget the jellyfish crop circle. If aliens are trying to relay a message, that is an easy one. In the Gulf of Mexico, as the environment changes, all fish life and marine life are dying, while jellyfish continue to thrive and overpopulate. The waters are hazardous to humans because of the majority of jellyfish that have taken over. If aliens are trying to give us a message, the message is to protect our environment.
The dragonfly crop circle is the best insectogram I have ever seen. Well, we can believe that Doug and Dave have been creating crop circles for an eternity and all around the world, or we can look more closely at: MBF Service (MacFarlane Business Forms) in Scotland that sought out the rights to their story. How interesting that this same group did confidential work for the British Government that specialized in 'disinformation'. How interesting indeed.
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